MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
By Reginald Cunningham III on December 20, 2011
LOS ANGELES, CA â€“ The internet has been abuzz since this Sundayâ€™s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said â€œI look like Alan Alda in drag. Iâ€™m a tranny. Iâ€™m a man.â€
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: sheâ€™s really a man.
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Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and womenâ€™s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not â€˜cureâ€™ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called â€˜Megan Foxâ€™. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Foxâ€™s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their childâ€™s career, theyâ€™d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayekâ€™s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Foxâ€™s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
MEGAN FOX MARRIES, BUT SHEâ€™S STILL A MAN!
By Frank Lake on July 3, 2011
KONA, HI â€“ WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee, and was encouraged by his parents to dress in womenâ€™s clothing and to pursue his dream of becoming a supermodel and actress. Mitchell legally changed his name to Megan in 2003, but his parents still use his birth name. Darlene Fox told WWN, â€œWeâ€™re so proud of Mitchell. He always wanted to become the worldâ€™s most beautiful woman and to walk down the aisle in a wedding gown and nowâ€¦ heâ€™s done it!â€
Darlene went on to say that she doesnâ€™tâ€™ feel like sheâ€™s lost a son, but instead feels sheâ€™s gained a daughter and another son. Meganâ€™s longtime love Green feels like the luckiest guy in the world because heâ€™s gained a wife and a brother on the same day.
Fox and Green started dating in 2004, but split in February 2009 after a two-year engagement â€“ right after Megan announced to the world at the Golden Globes that she was a man. But within a few months they had reconciled and Green, 36, popped the question again to Fox, 24, on June 1, 2009. Green said that even though Megan is a man, she is still more beautiful than anyone on the planet and â€œyou have to make compromises in marriage.â€ Megan, who still refuses to undergo sexual reassignment surgery, is ecstatic that Green has accepted her and embraced her maleness. â€œIâ€™m more in love with him now than I was in the beginning.â€
Fox wore a plain strapless Giorgio Armani wedding dress â€“ simple, yet elegant. One guest overheard Fox saying she thought she looked like Alan Alda in her wedding gown. Alda did not attend the wedding, but he did say that Megan looked much better in a wedding gown than did Corporal Klinger from M*A*S*H. â€œItâ€™s not easy for a man to look good in a strapless gown, but Megan really pulls it off.â€
Rumors that Fox had a 16-foot train put on her gown because she was born with a two foot lizard tail are not true. The investigative team at Weekly World News proved the Foxtail story to be completely bogus.
The wedding reception at the Four Seasons was a once-in-a-lifetime experience for the intimate group in attendance. Megan gave a humorous and touching Best Man speech, then tossed her garter. The coupleâ€™s first dance was to a new version of the Michael Bolton classic entitled, â€œWhen A Man Loves A Woman Who Is A Man.â€
Green and Fox met on the set of the sitcom, Hope and Faith, which became their honeymoon mantra.
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